Controversial photographer and professional sketchy person Terry Richardson shot Miley Cyrus for the new issue of CANDY Magazine, and the photos are a subtle artistic tribute to the beauty of the female form. Haha nah, they’re basically porn. Do you, Miley.

Cyrus does her thing in nine different shots, posing naked with a cat, dressed as a fireman, and spending some nice quality time with a giant strap-on.